If I'm talking to you, I'm probably sitting Right Here!
This is The War Room, the Axis Mundi between The Universe and Me.
Entry requires a certain amount of decorum -
Have a Sense of Humor, like the kid who wrote me that he found my site "by searching for the most boring site on the web."
Don't be a little troll. I can spot a fake within a few keystrokes.
If you have my cell number, you should text me before calling. I do not answer calls from numbers not in my Contacts and that list gets smaller by the day.
If you have my e-mail address - Fire Away! I always answer back.