Entre Nous

This is the Neel505 War Room, the axis mundi between the universe and me. If I'm talking to you, I'm probably sitting right here.

Entry into this place requires a certain amount of decorum:

• Be intelligent, polite, and respectful.

• Show up informed and know your shit.

• Leave your recreational outrage, politics, and religion at the door.

• Have a sense of humor.

• Do not be a little troll or an asshole.

If you have my phone number, text first. I do not answer calls from numbers that are not in my Google Contacts, and if I haven't talked to you since 2018, you probably aren't there. If you have an old email for me, it's probably inactive.